Shortenin’ Bread

Shortenin’ Bread

Put on the skillet
Put on the lid
Grandma’s gonna make a
Little shortenin’ bread
That ain’t all
She’s gonna do
Grandma’s gonna make
A little coffee, too

Mike and Mary love
Shortenin’, shortenin’
Mike and Mary love
Shortenin’ bread
Mike and Mary love
Shortenin’, shortenin’
Mike and Mary love
Shortenin’ bread

Get out the butter
Get out the whisk
Grandma’s gonna scramble
Eggs so quick
That ain’t all
She’s gonna do
Grandma’s gonna fry
Some bacon, too

Mike and Mary like
Their eggs scrambled
Mike and Mary like
Bacon, too
Mike and Mary love
Their eggs scrambled
Mike and Mary like
Bacon, too

Our friend Sean loves
Hot cakes, hot cakes
Our friend Sean loves
Syrup, too
Our friend Sean loves
Hot cakes, hot cakes
Our friend Sean loves
Syrup, too

Get out the syrup
Get out the plates
Grandma’s gonna make about
A hundred cakes
That ain’t all
She’s gonna do
Grandma’s gonna grill
A little sausage, too

Everyone love fixin’ breakfast
Everyone loves eatin’ it too
Everyone loves fixin’ breakfast
Everyone loves eatin’ it too
Everyone loves fixin’ breakfast
Everyone loves eatin’ it too
Everyone loves fixin’ breakfast
Everyone loves eatin’ it too
Everyone loves fixin’ breakfast
Everyone loves eatin’ it too