I bought me a cat
And the cat pleased me
I fed my cat
Under yonder tree
And the cat went fiddle-i-dee,
Fiddle-I-dee,
(Yee-haw)
And a-fiddle-i-dee

I bought me a hen
And the hen pleased me
I fed my hen
Under yonder tree
And the hen went clicky clucky,
And the cat went fiddle-i-dee,
Fiddle-I-dee,
(Yee-haw)
And a-fiddle-i-dee

I bought me a bird
And the bird pleased me
I fed my bird
Under yonder tree
And the bird went flippy floppy
And the hen went clicky clucky,
And the cat went fiddle-i-dee,
Fiddle-I-dee,
(Yee-haw)
And a-fiddle-i-dee

I bought me a lizard
And the lizard pleased me
I fed my lizard
Under yonder tree
And the lizard went creepy crawly
And the bird went flippy floppy
And the hen went clicky clucky,
And the cat went fiddle-i-dee,
Fiddle-I-dee,
(Yee-haw)
And a-fiddle-i-dee

I bought me an owl
And the owl pleased me
I fed my owl
Under yonder tree
And the owl went whoo
And the lizard went creepy crawly
And the bird went flippy floppy
And the hen went clicky clucky,
And the cat went fiddle-i-dee,
Fiddle-I-dee,
(Yee-haw)
And a-fiddle-i-dee

I bought me a pony
And the pony pleased me
I fed my pony
Under yonder tree
And the pony went neigh
And the owl went whoo
And the lizard went creepy crawly
And the bird went flippy floppy
And the hen went clicky clucky,
And the cat went fiddle-i-dee,
Fiddle-I-dee,
(Yee-haw)
And a-fiddle-i-dee

I bought me a monkey
And the monkey pleased me
I fed my monkey
Under yonder tree
And the monkey went boo
And the pony went neigh
And the owl went whoo
And the lizard went creepy crawly
And the bird went flippy floppy
And the hen went clicky clucky,
And the cat went fiddle-i-dee,
Fiddle-I-dee,
(Yee-haw)
And a-fiddle-i-dee

I bought me a dog
And the dog pleased me
I fed my dog
Under yonder tree
And the dog went woof
And the monkey went boo
And the pony went neigh
And the owl went whoo
And the lizard went creepy crawly
And the bird went flippy floppy
And the hen went clicky clucky,
And the cat went fiddle-i-dee,
Fiddle-I-dee,
(Yee-haw)
And a-fiddle-i-dee